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Joke of the Day

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"

"When you are getting Old.... You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "

"I like my women like I like my sliced meat... Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges."

"If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called..""Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."""

"People can be so easy to read.... ....Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"If you don't sleep now, you'll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you'll fail in the exam. Life is a mess."

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."