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Joke of the Day
"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"
"Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing."
"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""
"You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"
"A voter from the 2000 election recognized me. He came up to me and said ""Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?"""
"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."
"Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh..."
"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."