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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."

"The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others."

"Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? ..Because she's dead."