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Joke of the Day
"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"
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"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"
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"Hell yes, I'll be at the stores at 4 am. I'm not going to buy anything, I just like punching people."
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