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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."
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"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."
"[torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING"
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"Can gorillas swim? No."
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