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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"Chicks can only stay at their boyfriend's place for about 3 days, then they finally need to go home and use the toilet."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."

"Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague."

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"Women... are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."