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Joke of the Day
"The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others."
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"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."
"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."
"Did you ever hear about the vegan, the atheist, and the crossfitter who walked into a bar together? I don't know how you haven't heard about them, they told everyone."
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"
"Adel and Lionel Richie... Adel and Lionel Ritchie met at the Grammys last weekend. All they said was ""Hello"""
"We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago"
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."
"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"
"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."