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Joke of the Day

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."

"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."

"If you're paddling a canoe up a river and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones."

"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive."

"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."