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Joke of the Day
"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."
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"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"
"Knock! Knock!"
"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"
"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."
"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""