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Joke of the Day
"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."
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"Porn has lied to me. The repairman doesn't show up instantly after I call."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"
"Guns don't kill people. Dying kills people."
"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."
"Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"
"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"
"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""
"Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck."