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"I always get teary when I become intimate with a girl, Any idea how to deal with pepper spray?"
"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."
"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"
"The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of."
"It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,"
"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"
"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"