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Joke of the Day
"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
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"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."
"My internet connection."
"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."
"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."
"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"
"My Thai girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though"
"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."