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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."
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"What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!"
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."
"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."
"I yelled at my wife ""Your miniskirt is way too short!!"" ""Thats because its made for a woman"" she replied ""Now take it off & give it to me"""
"Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"