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Joke of the Day
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
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"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."
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"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""
"If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, ""It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"""
"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."