220137
Joke of the Day
"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote."
Next Joke
"What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems."
"I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises... ...they're really blurry."
"I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it."
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"
"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."
"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"