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Joke of the Day

"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."

"What do you call it when you hire your relatives to play with your nipples? Nippletism"

"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."

"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."

"My son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Imagine, at 9, being so ready for marriage."

"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"ISIS is really the worst... ... we should bomb them back to the -- whoops, never mind."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"

"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence."