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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton have a brother or sister? Monica Lewinsky swallowed them."

"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""

"What's the best thing about a hooker dying on you? Second hour is free."

"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"

"Daughter saw a photo of me at 18 and asked who the pretty girl was. I told her it was her real mother that died giving birth to her."

"Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being."