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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being."

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."

"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."

"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"

"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."

"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."

"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"

"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."

"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."

"A bad builder blames his fools *Tools Fucking keyboard"