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Joke of the Day

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"Sometimes I go on WebMD to see what I'm currently dying of."

"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."

"If I ever shot the sheriff, I'd probably go ahead and shoot the deputy too. Along with any other witnesses, because at that point why not."

"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."

"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."

"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"

"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"