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Joke of the Day

"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"

"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."

"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."

"[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke so, i was going down on my grandma, and i started to taste donkey semen, i looked up at my dear sweet grandma and said, "" jeez, grandma thats how you died?"""

"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"