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Joke of the Day

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"

"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, ""We should really go see that together."""

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"In case you haven't checked Facebook, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush!"

"I was in the living room and a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."

"Terminate an unwanted conversation with someone you haven't seen for years with the words, ""Wow. You've aged badly..."""