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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about a hooker dying on you? Second hour is free."
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"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."
"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"
"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."