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Joke of the Day
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."
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"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there."
"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."
"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."
"I wanted a sweater for Christmas... But instead I got a screamer and a moaner"
"I quit my job as a taxi driver... I just can't stand people talking behind my back."
"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."