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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?"

"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"

"A married couple walks into a bar."

"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"

"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."

"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."