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Joke of the Day
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
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"You've said it before and I'll say it again -Plagiarists"
"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"
"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"
"Where did Noah keep his termites? In a plastic bag."
"How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!"
"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs."
"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."
"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"