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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."
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"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"
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"My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave. But first I filtered it through my kidneys. EDIT: Holy crap! Front page!!!"
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"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."