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Joke of the Day

"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a Buck!"

"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"

"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."

"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"

"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."

"Started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can't hear me through binoculars."

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"""OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!"" haha, no way losers. I've got things to do. *cop whispering* ""what do we do? this guy is owning us hard!"""

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."