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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."

"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""

"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."

"What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth? I am bread."

"HER: You didn't make a reservation? ME: I got this. (to Maitre D') Perhaps *this* will jog your memory? M: A handful of Skittles, sir?"

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]"

"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."

"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"

"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."