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Joke of the Day

"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."

"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."

"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"A ghost couple were arguing... ""I don't believe a single word you tell me,"" the ghost girlfriend said to her ghost boyfriend, ""I can see right through you!"""