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Joke of the Day
"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."
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"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"
"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."
"I've conditioned myself to only poop at work. Now my bathroom smells great but I can't take more than 2 days off w/o terrible constipation."
"Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each."
"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"
"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."
"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."