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Joke of the Day

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree"

"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."