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Joke of the Day

"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."

"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""

"Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs"

"How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted."

"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"why did the orange fail school? It couldn't concentrate."

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"What does a girl want more than anything? Nothing. She is fine."