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Joke of the Day

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."

"A girl asked her mom if it's true that babies come out of where men put there penises. Mom said yes that's true. The girl said but mom wouldn't that break my Jaw?"

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""

"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."

"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."