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Joke of the Day

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."