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Joke of the Day
"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "
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"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."
"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv... ...And i thought to myself ""huh, that one looks a lot like mine."" Then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes."
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."
"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."
"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."