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Joke of the Day

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"My patient was refused his organ transplant. But I didn't have the heart to tell him."

"What do you call gasoline that comes in first place? Win Diesel"

"Why did the robot get detention? Because he was accused of Boolean."

"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"

"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."

"I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude."

"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"

"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."

"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."