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Joke of the Day

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"

"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"

"A patatoe is walking down a hallway When suddenly he Stubbs his toe and screams ""OUCH I stubbed my potaTOES"""

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."

"There was a murder at the mime convention Everyone was left speechless"

"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"

"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"