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"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"
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"What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA"
"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."
"My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of the bed. If my math is correct, she's a bitch"
"What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's? [oc] Michael J. Box"
"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"
"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."
"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."
"*hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*"