1247

Joke of the Day

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"Happy 15th bday, Internet Explorer! We baked you a cake. What's that funny taste? Definitely not poison. Have another slice!"

"An old married couple is talking... ...when the husband asks,""Sweetheart, have you ever slept with other men ?"" ""No, I only slept with you. I was awake with the others."""

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."

"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."

"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."

"Rejecting someone by saying ""you deserve someone better"" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them."

"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."