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Joke of the Day

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"

"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."

"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"When Karma comes back to punch you in the face...I'll be there...just in case it needs help."

"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."

"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."