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Joke of the Day
"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."
Next Joke
"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."
"Boss, I can't come in today. Got a bad case of- *puts hand over phone* -what was it again? Daughter: Boogeritis. *to phone* It's Boogeritis."
"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."
"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."
"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"
"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"
"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"
"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."