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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vagina with Parkinson's? [oc] Michael J. Box"
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"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"The toilet at a police station was stolen! They had nothing to go on.."
"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"