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Joke of the Day

"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"

"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"

"I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, ""it's psychic."""

"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."

"They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm."

"When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's Carlos Mencia"

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because its life had no porpoise!"