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Joke of the Day

"They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm."

"What is a neckbeard's favorite fish? M'ahi"

"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."

"What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid? TINDERRRRR!!!!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"

"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"

"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."

"What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !"

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"What did the physicist say when his wife wanted to go jewelery shopping? ""I don't have the energy for this."""