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Joke of the Day
"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."
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"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"
"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."
"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
"Want followers? Tweet something funny. Can't think of anything? Tweet something honest. Can't say anything honest or funny? Try Facebook."
"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."
"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."
"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."