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Joke of the Day

"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."

"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."

"The awesome thing about planned parenthood Is the more limbs they cut off the more places I have to stick it."

"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."

"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"

"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."

"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."