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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."

"An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says: ""CAN I JOIN YOU?""; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon"

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."

"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."

"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."

"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."

"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."

"Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from."