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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because its life had no porpoise!"
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"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."
"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."
"What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson? Avril Labean"
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."
"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."
"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."
"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."
"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"