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Joke of the Day

"When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's Carlos Mencia"

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice"

"What happens when you have ear sex You get hearing aids"

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."

"I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here."

"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"

"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."

"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."

"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"