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Joke of the Day

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."

"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."

"If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot."

"My time machine and I go way back"

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."