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"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*"
"Why didn't crab and lobster like to share? They were both two shellfish"