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Joke of the Day
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
Next Joke
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."
"Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures."
"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."
"What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?"
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"
"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."