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Joke of the Day
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."
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"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."
"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."
"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."
"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."
"What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common? No one actually reads the articles."
"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."
"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"
"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"